The Trump Demandments
Not long ago the Republican Party was the party of Christian family values and The Ten Commandments were, or so they claimed, core principles of their political beliefs. Not anymore. In the era of Donald Trump the Republican Party’s Christian values have been thrown out the window and replaced by unwavering loyalty to one man. Instead of following The Ten Commandments Republicans now blindly adhere to a new code I call... The Trump Demandments. 1. You shall recognize no other authority except me. 2. You shall engrave my name and likeness on everything. You shall bear my name on your clothing and on your flag, for I, your leader, am a jealous leader who requires constant reminders of how much you love me. 3. You shall not mock my name, even as I mock yours. 4. You shall let me play golf on the Sabbath. 5. Inherit the fortune of your father and mother. Make sure they like you best so your brothers and sisters inherit less. 6. You shall carry guns and thr...