The Donald's Back

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Sing to the tune of My Boyfriend's Back. It might help if you have a backup singer, even if she's only in your head. If you don't know the tune click here.

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He went away yet he hung around
And he lied to us every day
Insisting he had really won
And did things that weren’t very nice

The Donald’s back and he’s out for retribution

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

He’s so pissed off he’s gonna change the constitution

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

He’s been spouting words that were not true

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

His minions now are comin’ after you

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

Hey, he thinks the deep state’s real

And that Putin’s the real deal

He was out for four short years

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

Now he’s back and stoking people’s fears

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

You’re gonna be sorry that you gave him your vote

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

Cuz before too long he’ll throw you off the boat

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

Harris thought that she could beat him

But you voted for the cretin

What made you think that he was on your side

You fool, you fool

You’re cheering him on but he’ll take you for a ride

You fool, wait and see!

He says he’ll fix it cuz he’s really smart

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

But he and Elon want to tear it all apart

He lied, they lied, the Donald’s back

Yeah, the Donald’s back

Lied, they lied, the Donald’s back....

Hang on tight, now, the Donald’s back

I know what he’s plannin’

Lies and hatred he’ll be fannin’

 So fight now

 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

The Donald’s comin’ back now

 So stop being blindly led

 By the nonsense in his head….[fade out]

 

 

 

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