Thursday, September 9, 2004

The Twelve Days of George Bush

On the first day of George Bush here's what he gave to me:
Halliburton in a date tree.


On the second day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the third day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the fourth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the fifth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the sixth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the seventh day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the eighth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Eight new departments
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.

On the ninth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Nine angry allies
Eight new departments
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the tenth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Ten Fox cheerleaders
Nine angry allies
Eight new departments
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.


On the eleventh day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Eleven friends appointed
Ten Fox cheerleaders
Nine angry allies
Eight new departments
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.

On the twelfth day of George Bush, here's what he gave to me:
Twelve spending programs
Eleven friends appointed
Ten Fox cheerleaders
Nine angry allies
Eight new departments
Seven no-bid contracts
Six secret meetings
Five sweetheart deals
Four broken treaties
Three tax cuts
Two Mideast wars
And Halliburton in a date tree.

1 comment:

toyhous said...

Great satire!

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